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“How to increase tips courtesy of Starbucks Sherman Oaks.” - ianbroyles
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righteousdub: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? Localized entirely in your kitchen? Yes!May I see it? No. 
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shiningbeasts: #They told me i had justin bieber hair #i told them they had no house #We have no banana milk they said #i have no water i said  #That’s not how you cut an apple they said #that’s not how you put out a gas fire i said  #They told me I had mushroom hair. #I told them they had a mushroom cloud. #Your juliette outfits were terrible they said #your outfits are embers i said #Teach top hyung to dance they said #in what studio i said #Lost your phone again they said #too bad i can’t call 911 i said #They called me a brat. #I called them homeless. #You got a nose job they said #all the better to smell your possessions burning i said #Baby raising a baby they said #at least my baby will have a house i said
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Ryan Gosling on if he’s single or not.
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